Don’t denounce prison or poverty…
Posted June 12, 2017
on:Have you ever saved a fortune from a fortune cookie? I have. Why on earth would a person save a little wad of paper tucked into a baked concoction of egg whites, flour, and sugar? It makes no sense other than it might make you feel good or coincidentally validate some action or behavior in retrospect.
That’s what former FBI Director and Lurch body double, Jim Comey must have been thinking last week. Through all the “mildly nauseous” episodes and the “aw shucks Lordy” moments, it felt like “Long Tall Comey” was feeling almost zestful at the little cookies directed toward the ambulatory orange rind.
It rang true when Comey justified his memo writing by saying he did it because, “The nature of the person. I was honestly concerned that he might lie about the nature of our meeting, and so I thought it really important to document.”
What didn’t ring true was the triggering of his Hillary madness based upon Loretta Lynch asking if anyone minded calling the exercise a “matter” as opposed to an “investigation”. Really St. Jim? Was that the real trigger for all your madness and criticism of Hillary? Or was it perhaps just political cover?
When I put the pile of crap about the “nature of the orange person” in one hand and the mouse turd of calling something a “matter” versus an “investigation” in the other, one feels considerably weightier than the other.
But therein lies the rub. They might just both be true. Could be. I don’t feel they are both true, but I don’t know for certain. What I do know is that according to my values hierarchy, calling someone a liar who at his core is a dishonest and untrustworthy is a big deal.
Another off-pissing aspect was the credibility competition between Comey and Dolt 45. Invariably the male pundits trivialized the credibility contest as they do with sexual harassment claims. Instead of the insulting “he said, she said,” they dumbed it down to “he said, he said.”
Wrong. It was really “Trump said or tweeted and Comey swore under penalties of perjury.” Trump is an inveterate liar. He doesn’t mind being called a liar. It is a prerequisite for New York real estate development. It is what he does, has done, and will continue to do until his vermilion verisimilitude is relocated to the ninth circle of hell.
Just as Comey’s representations draw conflicted credibility responses due to confirmation bias, there are certain things about this entire sordid affair that only have one side. For instance, if Dolt 45 didn’t know better than to ask Comey to let the “Flynn thing go,” he must have had a series of memory numbing strokes since he asked Attorney General Granny Sessions and dead-eyed Douchner to leave the room.
And here’s something no one has offered to explain: For the past eighteen months, you couldn’t throw an empty vodka bottle anywhere near the Trump campaign without hitting a Russian. Flynn, Manafort, Page, Stone, Seb Gorka, Boris Epshteyn, Sessions, Douchner, Russian spymasters, Russian bankers, plus Boris and Natasha chasing Moose and Squirrel. Even Doltalot’s new lawyer has all sorts of Russian connections. No one has offered the first explanation of why the mango meerkat campaign suffers from an epidemic of Putinophilia.
Like Greyhounds chasing imaginary prey, everyone is going to be running in circles sniffing out obstruction of justice claims. Two points: (1) Obstruction doesn’t have to be successful to be illegal; and (2) Obstruction is always in the eye of the beholder and Republicans are unlikely to ever see it.
The challenge for us, who believe science-based solutions should underpin progressive policy, as we say it around these parts, is to keep our daubers up. We have eighteen months before the midterms and perhaps at least that long before we see the first reports from Special Counsel Mueller’s band of merry marauders. He does seem to be interested in money laundering and financial fraud.
While Russians don’t have fortune cookies, if they had fortune blinis, they might contain this old Russian adage: От тюрьмы и от сумы не зарекайся. Translated – Don’t denounce prison or poverty. It means anyone can lose all their money or be thrown in jail, no matter how they live or behave.
We can only hope for such a good fortune.
What’s on your mind today?
147 Responses to "Don’t denounce prison or poverty…"
Prolix
…”When I put the pile of crap about the “nature of the orange person” in one hand and the mouse turd of calling something a “matter” versus an “investigation” in the other, one feels considerably weightier than the other.”
…”Trump is an inveterate liar. He doesn’t mind being called a liar. It is a prerequisite for New York real estate development. It is what he does, has done, and will continue to do until his vermilion verisimilitude is relocated to the ninth circle of hell.”
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Loved your post and I agree with you 100%
The Lyin King graphic is great!
Comey should have played basketball instead. A 6’8″ man feeling queasy and about to blow chunks over Hillary, is too much for his delicate emotions.
He didn’t feel quite as poorly over a demon seed like Rump, a man that has molested women, lied so many times that he feels no remorse nor need to ever apologize, cheated on his taxes, cheated on his deals and ‘university’, cheated in lawsuits and verbally degraded anyone that disagrees with him. Yup, Comey didn’t react and spill any beans on him.
Don’t know if any of you saw this, but I saw it live Sunday. As they say in the parlance, jaw meet floor. LOL
Goodie, goodie. Let’s hope he doesn’t put the same ‘See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil’ act, as his buddies did last week,
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Sessions will testify in open hearing Tuesday before Senate Intelligence Committee
I hope Dianne, Kamala and West really go after this Keebler Elf.
@1, thanks DYB. I agree, Comey should see a gastric doctor, it seems he has a very weak constitution. There really isn’t even a quarrel about the meeting. Lynch’s recounting of the meeting is almost word for word the same as Comey. I don’t know how anyone gets an argument out of that.
@3, thanks Shadow. Comey’s outrage just doesn’t seem commensurate with their cause. Doesn’t it seem like he is gagging at a gnat while trying to swallow a camel?
6 DYB
I think it’s about human decency vs a snake. I think Comey was afraid of Rump hurting his reputation and Hillary was easy prey with her always taking the high road in the campaign. Like she said, a woman can’t win by showing anger, while a dirty toad can get away with limitless bad behavior.
The old double standard, or in Hillary’s case…she had no effin’ chance no matter what she did. The Electoral College was fixed against her, I think these EC people were paid off.
@7, GAgal, ain’t that the truth! The only character trait that Dolt 45 exhibits is his venal mean streak. Can’t get much worse than being a mean stupid old man who barks at clouds.
@12, Bernie might be every bit as responsible for what is happening to the country right now as Dolt is. I was watching on twitter, but his deification might be wearing thin amongst the press — while he was going on and on during this speech, they started counting down how long he was speaking. He’s really showing the self-aggrandizing ego.
9 GAgal
IMO, it’s just another process of lowering the bar by the media to keep their ‘entertainment’ clown pulling in viewers.
The media doesn’t realize that trying to make him appear ‘normal’ goes against American values, and only the Fruitloops get off on it and let him shoot 23 million people in the street.
That orange orangutan is having a North Korean-esque type “dear Leader” cabinet meeting. He’s actually having each of the Cabinet members fluff him to his face. We can’t be too far from clapping/applause instructions.
Today: @sarahkliff of Vox's The Weeds fame jumps on the pod to share the latest on Wealthcare. Want to stop it? These GOP staffers can help! pic.twitter.com/ITt2M4N1T1
— Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) June 12, 2017
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18 Prolix
LOL
The 9th Circuit, unanimously, whacked Trump’s peepee for the travel ban once again. Trump has now lost each time these immigration travel bans have faced review. This administration is one long continuous celebration of incompetence.
Joe Biden wasn’t the subject of all those headlines.
GAgal, I thought you were going to say that the Russian’s hacked Ol’ Joe’s emails and were fake-speaking for him.
Joe, take another drink and go ride the train.
“This administration is one long continuous celebration of incompetence.”
Now there’s a great bumpersticker.
You definately could sidejob on bumperstickers and coffee table ‘Top Snide Remarks’ magazines.
RE: Travel Ban strikeout comment on WaPo:
“Trump’s Presidential Library is going to be a bookmobile with displays of judicial slap downs and legal indictments.”
The next comment said the bookmobile would be powered by coal, bringing one more job back.
Joe Biden was bashing Hillary at Mitt Romney’s conference this weekend.
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What the Hell was daffy Uncle Joe doing there in the first place? Joe wants so badly to be glorified, just like Bernie and Rump.
These men HATE that Hillary is loved and they are dismissed.
34
That was good.
I wonder if they intended to leave the African American out of the conversation? Like Rump would?
33 NW Luna
Shell ‘companies’ that can be tracked by looking at his taxes. This is why he is such a target for IRS audits every year and where he launders shady money from overseas.
Across Russia, Protesters Heed Navalny’s Anti-Kremlin Rallying Cry
— Will Putin blame this on Hillary too?
@32, thanks Luna. You are 100% correct, “Bernie is a party of Bernie and no one else.” He’s that singer who had a one-hit wonder and keeps wondering a year later, why isn’t everyone dancing to my tune? You are so right, Bernie is not a solution for heavy-thinkers — comic book hero for comic book readers.
@33, that is the most awesome thing! Imagine how much more sophisticated FinCen’s stuff is. That is truly amazing stuff.
@34, that is great trolling.
Here’s a question: Will the regular Joe and Jane Lunch Buckets be as turned-off as we are about this Cabinet “Dear Leader” meeting? I just don’t think people like sycophants and like them even less when they are caught doling out lick-spittle.
GAgal
One of the people that commented on the Putin protest said something like, “CIA’s revenge on Putin”.
49 socalAnnie
Gotta disagree on Dianne vs Boxer. Dianne was always loyal to Hillary and I think she is doing really well. Boxer chose Obama over Hillary.
The Long, Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning
Her disclosure of classified documents in 2010 ushered in the age of leaks. Now, freed from prison, she talks about why she did it — and the isolation that followed.
NYT – interesting story, kinda long.
If anyone can give me a reason why Mercer’s Cambridge Analytica is not up to their motherboards in all this Russia treason, please disabuse me of the impending doom and dread I feel. Reporters who write these stories conveniently leave out that the Mercers have an outstanding $6.0 Billion tax bill currently being disputed. Motive much?
@80, here’s a good article on the sophisticated scam the Mercers are running. The primary fund that the IRS is trying to levy upon is an employees only investment vehicle. It stinks to high heaven. Mercer is trying to appoint the next head of the IRS. The estimate of their disputed tax bill has gone up since I last read about this to $7.0 Billion.
The irony is this: Bannon, the pre-existing condition presently haunting the West Wing can piss and moan about the “little people” and “deconstructing the administrative state,” but the truth is simple — it is old fashioned greed. Pure and simple. Rich people wanting to hoard more billions so the little people have to pay more because the really, really rich don’t engage in such gauche practices like paying taxes.
Bannon and Kellyanne Conjob have both been Mercer suppositories for years. Although messy it seems like a great job. Conjob just bought a tony $7.0 Million house in D.C.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article147454324.html
@66 & 67, DYB, Fredster hit it on the head. The smelly stuff hits the fan.
Long and short of it, Dolt 45 can fire Mueller. The Special Counsel regulations were put in place after the Independent Counsel statute expired. So, Dolt can either:
1. Just rescind the Special Counsel regulations in total, thereby disappearing Mueller; or
2. Order Rosenstein to fire him. If he won’t, he can either fire Rosenstein and go down the list until he finds someone who will fire Mueller.
It would undoubtedly be a major go-to-pieces for the country, but Dolt 45 doesn’t care about that. He fears what is out there and any chance he could lose his “stuff” and he’ll do really crazy things.
Navalny
This guy is a real hero for the Russian people. Taking on Putin is putting his life at risk.
I hope Sessions gets nailed and doesn’t please Executive Privilege bs.
Sessions: Geography is fake news. Russia does not exist. I do not read. Anything. Ever. I’m a busy gnome. I’ve had to get an arse-kissing surrogate gnome and I’m due back to the White House momentarily to pucker and please. Now, leave me the hell alone or I will put on my confederate general uniform and have the Civil War re-enactors lay siege up in here.
Sessions is not admitting to anything, hope the panel bursts Gollum’s bubble and put him on the ropes.
Sounds like the Rethugs may only toss him puff balls and now that McCain’s wife will for for Rump…he isn’t going to lob any hard questions, IMO.
Best twitter nickname for Sessions: Bilbo Bigot
Session issues a statement:
Wyden is blasting the elf and the elf is losing his mind…what little he has.
So Sessions admits he has to ask permission of Rump before he can answer any questions to the Congress or the public. Daddy Rump scares Sessions, that’s obvious.
Either Sessions is a big fat liar or he shouldn’t hold any office because he conveniently can’t remember anything.
Oh boy, King.
Cotton and Rubio must have gotten full fluffings at the White House the other night. Cotton is a detestable lizard person. Rubio got the Cuba crackdown from Dolt 45. What did Cotton get?
“Stop! Stop the goddamn plane! I need to speak with the president!” https://t.co/wp8kw2naUh
— Benjamin Hart (@realaxelfoley) June 13, 2017
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Sessions: I don’t like to be rushed, it makes me nervous.
Kamala Harris has put the gnome on the BBQ spit and slowing turning him.
Either Tom Cotton flat out lied about Ukraine platform at RNC or strengthening policy now defined by destroying it.
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) June 13, 2017
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Reed is doing a good job bringing up those questions!!
Burr gives big kisses and hugs to Sessions and his Daddy Rump.
BREAKING
AP sources: Trump tells senators House health bill ‘mean’
This is some world-class grifting — do something I want done then blame the people doing it for having done it.
This is how it is working here: O’care is failing so House must pass something. They pass Trumpcare. Bus everyone to the White House. Have a beer party in the Rose Garden. Now, those ugly House members passed a “mean” Trumpcare bill. I didn’t want it. They are doing this to you.
So, Sessions became the 4th monkey that hears, sees and tells no evil.
"[Insert House GOPer] voted for a plan that raises costs & is opposed by AARP. Even Trump called it mean" -Dem challenger ad in red district
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) June 13, 2017
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126 Prolix
BREAKING
AP sources: Trump tells senators House health bill ‘mean’
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Good, I hope Rump keeps talking and angers all of the Rethugs before any vote.
132 socalannie
King is an Independent. I think I read that he used to be a Dem.
@134, quixote, alas, I’m not imaginative enough to make this stuff up.
https://apnews.com/b5383189b4dc4dea94890f13846c2639
Thought experiment: What would Bilbo Bigot have said to Attorney General Eric Holder, a black man, if, when asked a question by Bilbo Bigot, AG Holder had said, “I don’t wanna answer because at some time in the future, don’t know if it will happen, but at some time down the road President Obama might invoke executive privilege.”
Just spit ballin’ here, but they would still be picking that little gnome’s skull fragments from the paneling due to his little pea-brained head exploding.
Sessions refuses to tell Congress what POTUS told him on subjects so confidential that POTUS discussed them with the Russian ambassador?
— Richard W. Painter (@RWPUSA) June 14, 2017
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This is how the Rethuglicans reacted to a gauzy-claim of Executive Privilege Lite during the Obama years. Notice a difference?
WATCH what GOP did in the #Clinton investigation when witnesses refused to answer questions but didn’t assert exec. priv. #SessionsHearing pic.twitter.com/iehIepgSBW
— House OversightDems (@OversightDems) June 13, 2017
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Prolix,
This is how the Rethuglicans reacted to a gauzy-claim of Executive Privilege Lite during the Obama years. Notice a difference?
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Absolutely. The Rethugs are good at shaming and the Dems seem to always give the person the benefit of the doubt and then get angry when it’s over.
I gotta agree, even to the point that I was disappointed when Hillary played too nice at the end of the campaign, while she was getting slammed by the FBI, the media, Rump, Bernie and his bros, alt-right, and the effin’ country of Russia and their little big mouth.
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1 | DYB
June 12, 2017 at 10:56 am
Great post Prolix!
I also remain completely unconvinced by Comey’s explanations regarding Hillary and now Lynch. The “matter” vs. “investigation” angle, which he said made him “queasy” (he has a very weak constitution, it would seem) sounds silly. In fact, Lynch’s people responded (leaking anonymously, of course) they the subject came up in a meeting of several people and they were discussing how to address it since it is actual policy not to acknowledge investigations. Lynch asked everyone if they objected to using the term “matter” to minimize politicizing it since…policy. No one objected; Comey acknowledges he did not object, although he did not say in his testimony that this was a meeting of several people and Lynch was discussing options, not telling him what to do. (Though it’s possible there were multiple meetings about this, but Comey does not specify that.) And we know Comey violated DOJ and FBI policy by holding his press conference.
It also does not in any way, shape or form justify the October letter. His two doors – conceal or speak – analogy is preposterous nonsense.