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Almost perfect in its immorality…
Posted August 17, 2012
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WANTED: Vice Presidential Running Mate.
Qualifications:
- Must have voted for two Bush tax cuts, two wars, unpaid for prescription drug benefit, Bush Bank Bailout, TARP, Obama Stimulus, GM/Chrysler Bailout, and then be seen as a deficit hawk.
- Must have dangling man junk.
- Must believe in the philosophy of a Russian atheist until you don’t.
- Must believe that running mate be taxed at a rate of near zero (extra consideration for a rate resulting in a refund).
- Must have never held a private sector job.
- Must have no military service.
- Must have no experience in foreign affairs.
- Must believe in the inviolate preservation of ejaculitizens (full constitutional citizenship bestowed upon zygotes marked in time by the words, “Oh baby, oh baby, oh…“).
I don’t know anyone other than Paul D. Ryan, proud representative of one-eighth of the great state of Wiscottsin who
fulfills these qualifications. Oh, one more qualification — must believe that poor people can find food in the forest.
Here’s a thought — the prior job holder, Sarah Palin, is decried as abysmally ignorant of most everything beyond breathing where Paul Ryan is supposedly a wonkish cypher brainiac — but there isn’t a single issue upon which they disagree. Go figure.
Here’s my theory on why young Paulie got the call — Romney was told — you are going to come in second in a two-man race — you gotta do something even if it’s wrong or hope the Mormon god visits from Kolob.
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