The Widdershins

This week’s BusinessWeek Cover

So within this photo, we have these messages:

1. Hedge fund manager (rich successful person) is, of course, a white male.
2. The perception of his hedge fund is actually the same as his perception of his p*nis.
3. He thinks his p*nis is big and firm, but it’s actually squiggly and soft. (Ewwwwwww!)

What is this guy saying/thinking? Caption this photo!

This is an open thread.