Posted November 17, 2016on:
The clownfish and the anemone are perfect symbiotic mates. Fortuitously, the clownfish can live among the poisonous tendrils of the anemone since it is biologically immune to the toxin. Predatory fish will get their little fishy bells rung by the sweet, sweet sting of the anemone. What does the anemone get out of this hookup? The anemone gets to eat the clownfish’s shit.
And there you have it my friends – the perfect analogy. With der Drumpf as the “Clownfish” and the anemone being the press and by extension the public, it is a plotline right out of XXX Finding Fetishized Nemo. Here’s the rub, Marlin was so darn cute in Finding Nemo, the clownfish swam straight to the endangered species list. Is our future any brighter?
If you look at the school of clownfish circling the West Wing, I sincerely doubt it. By now you have heard and read about Steve Bannon, the new potentate of the Emirates of Trump. He’s a dirty bird. Oops, I’m mixing metaphors. Well anyway, Bannon is an alt-right combo platter of Lee Atwater, G. Gordon Liddy, Karl Rove, with a side order of Joey Goebbels. It is from Joey that Bannon got his mantra, “A lie told once remains a lie, but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth.” When you go through Goebbels’ quotes, Bannon seems to have been carved out of his arse.
There are those who are lighting their hair on fire about Bannon. There are those who think he could be worse. Saint Elizabeth and Friar Sanders can hoot and holler all they want, but it will only create more steely resolve in the King Clownfish – that’s the way he is wired. More on that tomorrow.
Then you have Prince Rebus or whatever his name is as Chief of Staph Staff. Give him some cheese and sit him in the corner. He will be nothing more than an assistant’s assistant to make sure the phone is charged so the Clownfish can tweet himself to sleep at night.
Announced last night was Dr. Strangelove’s progeny, Gen. Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor. Whatta jewel this guy is! Most of the people who knew him prior to this campaign insist he needs a mental health evaluation because he went from reserved military intelligence guy to leading chants of “lock her up”. That is a long walk on a short pier. Here’s an excerpt from an interview with Dana Priest about Russia:
PRIEST: Tell me about the RT [state-run Russian Television] relationship?
FLYNN: I was asked by my speaker’s bureau, LAI. I do public speaking. It was in Russia. It was a paid speaking opportunity. I get paid so much. The speaker’s bureau got paid so much, based on our contract.
PRIEST: Can you tell me how much you got for that?
FLYNN: No, because I don’t want my fees out there.
PRIEST: Have you appeared on Russian Television regularly?
FLYNN: I appear on Al Jazeera, Skye New Arabia, RT. I don’t get paid a dime. I have no media contracts. … [I am interviewed] on CNN, Fox …
PRIEST: Why would you go on RT, they’re state run?
FLYNN: Well, what’s CNN?
PRIEST: Well, it’s not run by the state. You’re rolling your eyes.
FLYNN: Well, what’s MSNBC? I mean, come on … what’s Al Jazeera? What’s Sky News Arabia?
I won’t quote any more of the interview, but he goes on to say he knows Putin doesn’t respect the leadership of Obama. Ask how he knows this, he explains he can just tell. So there you have it. The Clownfish’s National Security Advisor takes paid speaking gigs from Russia, thinks CNN and MSNBC are state-run news agencies, and knows things based on his keen spidey sense. Help us all.
Then you have Rudy “9/11” Giuliani or John “Bomb’em” Bolton for Secretary of State. Diplomacy is so last century. Hair spring tempers are where it’s at these days. The Clownfish read all about it on Instagram.
And you know what is really sad? The Clownfish has no one in his school other than family members whom he trusts. It is like going to a second grade party and having to bring along a playmate. In this case, the trusted playmate is Jared Kushner, son-in-law-elect. Everyone thinks it’s creepy the way Trump talks about his dating his daughter, but folks, Ivanka married her father, just a younger version. I’m not kidding when I say, “Bring this clan to eastern Kentucky and they wouldn’t miss a beat.” This is a long article, but it details the history of the most imperious young Mr. Kushner.
The scariest of trial farts (balloons seem too festive) – Ted Cruz as Attorney General. The show trials would have show trials. Cruz would be the first Attorney General to wear epaulets. Bill and Hillary would be hounded relentlessly. Planned Parenthood would be sued every which way from Tuesday. Like Texas, Cruz would put in an express lane for federal death penalty executions.
Then there is the stinkiest sunflower in Kansas, Kris Kobach. If there is ever a halal sex toy manufactured, this guy’s the model for it. He’s the author of “paper please” statutes all over the country. He’s talking about Muslim bans and walls. What a tool!
There’s something else about Kobach that just drives me insane. Lots of these conservodroids do it. When they are describing their outrageous, batcrap crazy nonsense, they act as if it is the most logical thing in the world. They are insulted for any questioning. For instance:
Q: Mr. Kobach, why do you need gun turrets and bazookas on the great, big, beautiful wall?
A: Well, we tried putting the guns closer to the ground, but our kill shots were missing. If you read Periodicals Explaining NRA Illustrated Stratagems – P.E.N.I.S. for short, you’d know that.
When the Clownfish said he was going to drain the swamp, he didn’t mention he was going to bring the swamp creatures to D.C. Even the arch conservative Washington Examiner is talking about the swamp creatures headed for the West Wing.
There’s one thing for sure, the Orangeloupe has figured out how to make a buck out of it. He’s billed the Secret Service $6.0 Million for riding on Air Trump One to protect him. That’s plus billing the campaign for flight time. He really is going to be the first person to make money running for President. If he orders Secret Service protection for his kids, he can bill the government for all their air travel. Get ready for the Trump Kleptocracy.
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