The Widdershins

Stay classy…

Posted on: September 27, 2016

Good afternoon Widdershins.

It’s a great day in Hillary World.  Hillary looked great wearing red.  As Sady Doyle tweeted, “I see Hillary has come dressed in the blood of men who have underestimated her.”

The clamoring Yam told us he was smart just like Billy Madison because he doesn’t pay taxes.

Time and again, the orange hemorrhoid of know-nothingness told us just like Daffy Duck he was rich.

Just like Mike Donnelly from Black Sheep, although Mango Mongo wanted to score some votes, he found himself in an uncontrollable freefall of lies, fantasy, and suspicious sniffing.


I’m sure there were fact checkers having breakdowns last night.  Here is a wonderful fact-checked transcript by NPR.  As I was reviewing it, the most amazing factoid is this:

Trump lied about having a fact checker actively fact-checking on his website last night!

You read that right.  Trump lied about fact-checking!  Beat that would if you can.

Well, the Opinion Pages of The New York Times did.  The following comes directly from their work.  The “he,” of course, is the Trumpaloupe in all his bitter orangeness.

He lied about the loan his father once gave him.
He lied about his company’s bankruptcies.
He lied about his federal financial-disclosure forms.
He lied about his endorsements.
He lied about “stop and frisk.”
He lied about “birtherism.”
He lied about New York.
He lied about Michigan and Ohio.
He lied about Palm Beach, Fla.
He lied about Janet Yellen and the Federal Reserve.
He lied about the trade deficit.
He lied about Hillary Clinton’s tax plan.
He lied about her child-care plan.
He lied about China devaluing its currency.
He lied about Mexico having the world’s largest factories.
He lied about the United States’s nuclear arsenal.
He lied about NATO’s budget.
He lied about NATO’s terrorism policy.
He lied about ISIS.
He lied about his past position on the Iraq War.
He lied about his past position on the national debt.
He lied about his past position on climate change.
He lied about calling pregnancy an “inconvenience” for employers.
He lied about calling women “pigs.”
He lied about calling women “dogs.”
He lied about calling women “slobs.”


Here are two of the best lines our gal Hillary used on the renegade Cheeto:

 “You criticize me for preparing for this debate,” she said. “And yes, I did. Do you know what else I prepared for? I also prepared to be president.”


“Well, as soon as he travels to 112 countries and negotiates a peace deal, a cease-fire, a release of dissidents, an opening of new opportunity in nations around the world, or even spends 11 hours testifying in front of a congressional committee, he can talk to me about stamina.”


It seems apparent that just like Icarus and Ron Burgundy, the clamoring Yam has flown too close to the sun.  His tired desultory lounge act of Don Rickles insults is melting away just like Icarus’s wings.  What’s left is a sad, little man who is dangerously close to the wrong side of the sociopathic spectrum.  The ride up was fun.  The fall is gonna hurt.


Just like Ron Burgundy, stay classy Donnie J.

What’s on your mind today?



82 Responses to "Stay classy…"

That man lies so fast and furious a few of those slipped past me. Hilarious he lied about his own fact checking page.

Prolix, it was Sady Doyle who tweeted the “blood of men” tweet.

@2, thanks for the assist. Change made. I had too much input going on at one time last night. My mind read Patti Solis instead of Sady. We (as in the collective me) regrets the error. Let’s see if I can do that like they do on the fancy pants sites.

*A previous edition of this story cited Patti Solis Doyle as the author of the most clever quote concerning the “Red outfit of Mrs. Clinton” instead of Sady Doyle. Speaking of “red,” the author’s face is red because of his mistake. Please overlook his lifelong stupidity, his lack of coordination, his lack of a full little finger because of that unfortunate closet door incident, and his affection for techno music. The Management

Prolix, great post. My god, I’m still stunned at how insane Trumpzilla was last night. Here is a good piece by Ezra K. on his insane word salad. He has a couple of his answers copied word for word. They make NO SENSE! omg, I can’t believe people could vote for this imbecile.

A short time ago Howard Dean wondered if Trump was using nose candy.




Trump has excuses for last night. For one, he thinks his mic was bad and might have been sabotaged.

Rudy Giuliani (famous for putting the NYC Emergency Ops Ctr in one of the WTC bldgs.) says Trump should skip the next debate because Lester Holt was mean to Trump, or something like that.

I’m still laughing about his ridiculousness. Great post Prolix.

I loved it when Trump started whining about how Hillary’s ads were mean to him. I was in a meeting with two women today and we were mocking Trump, and one of them said, “She doesn’t even say anything in the ads! She just uses his own words.” 😀

As Reagan said, “Facts are stupid things.” Maybe Drumpf is Reaganesque after all. (That is NOT A COMPLIMENT!)

@5 Too bad Hillary didn’t whip a Kleenex out of her pocket and offer it to Trump. (preferably used)

Ghouly also said last night that Hilary was “too stupid to be President” because she stood by her man and attacked Monica in the 90s. What is it with all these adulterous men who think they have any right to even talk about this? And why doesn’t the media mention Trumps infidelities when these men are talking Monica and Gennifer? Not a single one asked ‘Are you sure you really want to go there’?

Because it was cute and I loved it.


Stay classy, he said……

@14: Fixed by the resident fixit fairy. 😉

contrask I believe if you put the youtube link on a separate line w.p. will embed the link.

Ten years and they are back and THEY ARE WITH HER!

Shimon Peres, one of the last surviving pillars of Israel’s founding generation, who did more than anyone to build up his country’s formidable military might, then worked as hard to establish a lasting peace with Israel’s Arab neighbors, died on Wednesday in Jerusalem. He was 93.

Oh those videos are so funny!! Will and Grace will live on forever.

About Fredster’s poll on the side. If Hillary doesn’t get a bump in polls after that debate, then the pollsters should just give it up and shut down. Trump has reached his max and can only leak voters from this point on.

@19: I would think it would nudge some of the undecideds whoever that would be at this point. I really can’t believe there are that many of them around.

I think the only undecideds out there are people who are just too busy with their lives to spend a lot of time on the election this early. They’re not political junkies like we are and have to get to work, get their kids to school, etc. Or they’re people who think both sides suck so it doesn’t matter.

Just saw this with Maxine Waters. (before the debate) She is sooo right.

Wow! Another Republican rag uh paper has endorsed Hillary.

Since The Arizona Republic began publication in 1890, we have never endorsed a Democrat over a Republican for president. Never. This reflects a deep philosophical appreciation for conservative ideals and Republican principles.

This year is different.

Yes, this year is different. But the ultra-right-wing has steeped so many in Clinton hate that they will still vote for Trump. Check this article out. I know people just like the ones described

@25, from the 538 article:

Griffith said a male Democrat might have fared better with Trump supporters, but “as a feminist supporter of what appear (to them) to be threatening values that will topple America, Hillary Clinton looks like the devil to them.” Feminists are among several groups (including Muslims, Latinos and blacks) that Trump supporters feel less favorably toward than either other Republicans or the public at large.

These people might as well be called the “Shariagelicals”.

They best not ever say they are patriots. Anyone who places party and issues over country, forever forfeits the honorific of “patriot”.

Sorry about abandoning y’all last night. My internet and phone service went out last night. I felt like I had been dropped on a desert island.

We missed you, Prolix!

@26 – I agree, misogyny is one reason why the deplorables love the Mango-Colored Monkey. It’s a feature, not a bug. :-p

@17 – here is a beautiful set of tributes to Shimon Peres. Those were the days, when the “Palestinians” were a true partner for peace, and Israeli leadership knew how to stand up for Israel without turning into a right-wing hatemonger. He was a true mensch.

It’s now official, the NBC/Survey Monkey poll about the debate has come out.

52% Clinton
21% Trumpanzee

Now his kids are saying the Trumpanzee wasn’t properly trained by his handlers. Seems as if he is stuck in the feces throwing stage.

From the fivethirtyeight article:

They have become more comfortable with Trump over the last six weeks because “he has demonstrated good discipline and a level-headedness,”

Huh? What??? 😲

That 538 article reminds me of a recent local letter to the editor. This guy was addressing the hypocrisy of the evangelicals voting for Trump. Trump’s multiple wives, him saying he’d never had to ask God for forgiveness, etc. It was the most “polite” takedown I’ve seen but it was a big, fat How Could You?!!? I thought – that’s easy, they think Hillary is a “Godless liberal”.

@31: And also GAgal, as that article stated, they’re scared totally “witless” shall we say about appointments to the Supremes.

@32 And Roe vs Wade and gay marriage are already settled!

Hey James Comey, are you still happy with your smug self that you did that impromptu press conference instead of turning your findings over to the DOJ like you were suppose to?

“You can call us wrong, but don’t call us weasels. We are not weasels,” Comey declared Wednesday at a House Judiciary Committee hearing. “We are honest people and … whether or not you agree with the result, this was done the way you want it to be done.”

The normally stoic FBI chief grew emotional and emphatic as he rejected claims from Republican lawmakers that the FBI was essentially in the tank for Clinton when it recommended that neither she nor any of her aides be prosecuted in connection with the presence of classified information on Clinton’s private email server. He acknowledged he has “no patience” for such allegations.

“I knew there were going to be all kinds of rocks thrown, but this organization and the people who did this are honest, independent people. We do not carry water for one side or the other. That’s hard for people to see because so much of our country, we see things through sides,” Comey said. “We are not on anybody’s side.”

@33: Probably but don’t forget the 2nd amendment! Hillary will outlaw all guns and her librul court appointees will allow it!

From another article at Politico:

“No one is writing songs for Hillary. Obama had Hillary has nobody like that,” said Crespo. “Right now, the vote is against Trump. It’s not for Hillary. I still think she’s going to win. But you want your people to be for your candidate, not just against the other guy.”

Someone write a song for Hillary!!!

@35: Dear lord how clueless can those Republican idiots be? Yeah it’s always a good idea to piss off the head of the F.B.I. Hoover anyone?

@37 – That is hilarious. Yes, even though she’s going to win, it’s still “not good enough” because no one has written a song about her! Which, by the way, they have no evidence that “no one” has done so. It’s just that no one they know of has done it!

The poor, white, straight, male press corpse. They are crossing their legs and peeing their pants at the thought of HRC being president. Get used to it Boyz, it’s time for REAL CHANGE in the White House!

Can someone tell me what language, “Having an Aleppo moment,” really means, “I fired one up backstage.”

Gary Johnson can’t name a foreign leader he admires.

@39 mb said:

Which, by the way, they have no evidence that “no one” has done so. It’s just that no one they know of has done it!

Careful there mb. That almost sounded Trumpian. 😉

Katy Perry offered to write Hillary a song a long time ago and they said ‘you already have – Roar!’

“The Tulsa World, meanwhile, decided not to endorse anyone after more than 75 years supporting Republicans.” I am truly alone in the state, lol.

@43: From the editorial:

From the questionable contributions by foreign governments to the Clinton Foundation to her reckless handling of classified material in emails as secretary of state, it seems there is always something smoldering behind the scenes with Clinton. And from the time she entered the political arena as Bill Clinton’s first lady, the air has never quite been clear.

As opposed to the clear and non-smouldering Mary Fallin who wants to find new and interesting ways to execute people?

Poor contrask, pat.pat.pat. Are there any “blue” folks in that state at all?

Was this posted already? It’s worth repeating – and it’s what we expected from our girl!

@44, the clamoring yam has a 99.6% chance of winning here according to 538. In a sea of red here.

@43, contrask, perhaps all those earthquakes will shake some sense into your fellow Oklahomans.

@47 Absolutely Prolix – those repubs need to be shaken to the wild BLUE yonder! I’m sure all those earthquakes are Hillary’s fault

@46 contrask, depressing isn’t it? Even though Hillary is close to Donald here in Georgia, I can’t get my hopes up. I just feel like every racist and redneck who have never bothered to vote will be coming out of the woodwork for Trump.

@46: Awww. ☹️
At least in Bama they have some Democratic groups sort of here and there and they refer to themselves as “blue dots”. LOL

@49: In La, at least there was the somewhat refreshing air of heavily Democratic nola. But once you’re out of there forget it.

me@37: Hillary has a song now.

@54, ah, the Shimmy of victory!

Prolix, very funny post. I read it yesterday and thought I commented but guess I meant to and forgot!

Randy Rainbow moderates the debate between Hillary and Trump:

Randy outdid himself there! “Wait a minute – did you just hand him his ass AND quote Martha Stewart?”

@57: Yaaass bitch! 🙂

@56: LMAO! That is Randy’s best video yet. He is so talented. Probably needs to call his mother more often though. She worries.

My computer is on life support but I wanted to check in and say hello. Hope my Widdershins family is doing well. Love to you all.

I voted for Hillary for POTUS this week!!!!!! So exciting! I waited 8+ years to cast that vote. It better count. LOL.

@60 Hi Beata!! Glad you could check in! Doesn’t it feel great to vote for Hillary? I can hardly wait! 😀

Ha! Fredster, I knew someone would write a song. “Shimmy HRC” was so cute! Oh my gosh, she’s going to be the first dancing POTUS.

Randy Rainbow, I bow to thee. What a brilliant man.

@60: Hey Beata! I wonder if there is a patron saint of computers? 😉

@63: Wasn’t that an interesting bit of serendipity? Someone gripes about no song and then uppity had that over at her blog. I politely borrowed it.

Randy Rainbow definitely has a quick wit doesn’t he?

Priorities… The video is pretty funny too.

Compared to an average Monday, reported that its traffic fell by 16 percent at 9 p.m. Eastern time this Monday ― the moment the televised debate kicked off. Traffic then recovered to normal levels as the debate wrapped up.

@56, I love that. Randy Rainbow is adorable.

Yay Beata! {{{HUGS}}} to you!

@66: Traffic then recovered to normal levels as the debate wrapped up.

You may now resume your, uh, normal activities. 😆

CNN says Fired/NotFired Corey is no longer getting severance pay from Trump. He looked very happy about it.

Trump’s people keep saying he won’t release his tax returns because his lawyers and accountants have advised him against it. Why is that? That’s a great excuse to throw out there, but I want to know why. Have they been helping him hide all his shady dealings and they’re afraid they will get caught? Or have they been skimming off the top for years and they don’t want to get caught? (Trump would be too stupid to know) Have they been shaking in their loafers ever since they realized he could win the primary? I want to know.

Yeah, we definitely need to be looking into his “lawyers and accountants”.

Donald Trump’s charitable foundation — which has been sustained for years by donors outside the Trump family — has never obtained the certification that New York requires before charities can solicit money from the public, according to the state attorney general’s office.

The Berger family has been doing this Halloween thing for a couple of years. They always come up with some interesting tags for the skeletons.

Hey Beata! I’m soooo jealous you got to vote for Hillary already. I have to wait weeks yet.

Love that HRC Shimmy!

@76, I love Ruline!

If you’re going to have people talking over each other, this is the way to do it. At least I enjoyed it.

@78: That was funny. Controlled chaos.

GAgal, @ 71, good possibilities, or its just that he pays zero.
@72, omigosh! NY plz go after him! NY plz go after him! NY plz go after him!

Prolix, I also love Ruline! Am so glad she got to vote.

@79 I especially love Scottie’s argument FIVE NOT SIX – as Hillary has claimed – of Trump’s businesses went bankrupt. Yeah that’s a winning argument.

GAGal, that video was great! I loved that finally someone pointed out that Hillary has never been in legal trouble in her life, whereas Trump has. And when the woman for Hillary said that Scottie had to stop smearing Hillary because none of the wild accusations against her have ever been proven in a court of law, that was so smart. I think that may just start breaking through the noise and spin.

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