Revue of the Weak…
Posted August 19, 2016on:
Good morning Widdershinners. It’s Friday and we have exactly 81 days until Election Day. Maximus Orangius’ name will actually appear on ballots for President of these United States since “Presidentin’ Ain’t No Big Thing.” At least that’s what he says.
This morning #socklessdeadintern was violating federal law and 11th Republican Commandment by comparing Maximus Orangius to Ronald Reagan. Eugene Robinson reminded #sockless that he had met Reagan and Orangius was not Reagan. #sockless is off his game this week because #drunkmika is waking up amongst her Vodka bottles in a vacation kennel at an undisclosed location.
From left, bronze medalist Kristi Castlin, gold medalist Brianna Rollins and silver medalist Nia Ali jump for joy.
This week we saw the appointment of Steve Bannon as Trump’s Minister of Propaganda. Coincidentally, we also saw an interview by a 105-year old lady named Bromhilde Pomsel. Ms. Pomsel just happened to be Joseph Goebbels secretary. Among other things she said:
I just cling to the hope that the world doesn’t turn upside down again as it did then, though there have been some ghastly developments, haven’t there?
She describes Goebbels as “short but well-kept”, of a “gentlemanly countenance”, who wore “suits of the best cloth, and always had a light tan”.
She added he had well-groomed hands and probably had a manicure every day.
Nice suits, a tan, and again, with the hands. Remind you of anyone?
All the talking heads are just agog about Kellyanne Conway, the new doyenne of the clamoring Yam whisperers. Ms. Conway has the ability, just like Paramecium, to just bore ahead in the face of any obstacle or any question, on any subject and automatically shift into the Goebbelsesque drill of “Hillary evil, Bill eviler, and Democrats should be forever condemned to the green room of the Jerry Springer Show.”
So I thought I would share a few of Ms. Conway’s quotes.
As the new chanteuse of the Yam’s kinder, gentler torch song, the chattering class is just atwitter with excitement since there’s been almost twelve hours since last insulting a class of Americans. Hatemongering is difficult to dress up. There are so few things that go with it. In the next 81 days we will see if it is now an acceptable accessory to mainline political discourse.
Here’s a new Hillary ad pointing out the ambulatory Cheetos’ failure to comply with what every modern-day Presidential candidate has done.
Since it looks like we have a new media outlet ejaculating upon the fertile plains of America, here are some of the precursor headlines to NotbrightTrumpbart. The past is prologue.
I leave you with one last video. WARNING: Eye bleach recommended.
What’s on your mind?
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