The mess continues…
Posted February 17, 2016on:
What do you call Trump threatening to sue Cruz and Cruz saying, “Bring it on, Donald”? It might be, “The Almost People’s Court?”
Teddy, Donald’s pet name for Cruz, threatened to sue any lawyer for filing a frivolous lawsuit against “His Cruzliness”. In the law, these are called “Rule 11 motions”. Essentially these actions are sanctions for filing an action that has no legal basis whatsoever and are frivolous. This is what I’d like to know, “When can the American people file a Rule 11 motion against the Republican Party for having a frivolous primary?”
Tonight on the “Mostly Some Nutjobs, Bastards, and Creeps” network, Donald Trump will be having an “exclusive Town Hall” hosted by his campaign chairthings #socklessdeadintern and @drunkmika. And for another hashtag, given that Donald Trump is never wrong, always interrupting, owes lots of money, and is reviled by about 85% of the people — the new Donald Trump hashtag: #whiteKanye.
Who would have guessed that Ted Cruz was a night owl? According to his college roommate, during college, Teddy Bare cruzed the halls of a co-ed dorm in a paisley robe. Did Creepy Ted Cruz succeed in sweeping college girls off their feet? No, the alarmed and disconcerted lasses would call Cruz’s roommate, asking him to come collect the would-be Grandpa from The Munsters look-alike. His roommate later opined that Cruz probably went “untouched by a woman” during his college years. If only voters had such discerning tastes as teenage Princeton coeds?
It appears that South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley got herself a gift certificate for an iRobot Roomba 2016. She’s endorsing the Roboto tonight at a rally in Chapin, S.C.
The “hair apparent” of the Whig Party will be holding his Town Hall at 8:00 P.M. EST on MSNBC. If you are so inclined, stop by and we will be slinging our Widdershin barbs in his direction.
See you then and until then, this is an open thread.
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