SATURDAY LIGHT FARE
Posted November 30, 2013on:
Yes Fredster is shedding some tears here along with our chat I’m sure, as the regular season of college football comes to an end. LSU played their last game Friday against Arkansas for “the boot”, a gold-plated trophy in the shape of Louisiana and Arkansas. LSU won the game, but my God was it ugly. What can I say though, because it was a win and if the Tigers are lucky enough to win their bowl game that will give them a 10 and 3 season; nothing to sneeze at. The rest of the SEC will play today except for Ole Miss and Mississippi State who played Thanksgiving night. However, as chat reminded me, we still have the bowl games to go through. 🙂 So with that said let’s take a look at some of the things I’ve found that were amusing, odd, or otherwise interesting.
Okay this is an older one
I’ve had this bookmarked for awhile…perhaps because I wanted to avoid using it? Anyway, what could be worse than the HoneyBoo Boo clan or the Kardashian clan? Why the melding of the two into the Katrashaian Clan! Oh Miz Pat where are you?
Here’s Mama June and her band of deep fried balls of butter as Lucifer’s favorite whores the Kardashians.
Uncle Poodle and Mama June are Kim, Honey Boo Boo is Pimp Mama Kris, Chubbs is Khloe, Chickadee is Kourtney, Sugar Bear is Bruce and Pumpkin is Scott Isadick.
If the Kardashians had souls, had butter running through their veins instead of the black blood of Satan and were filled with cheese balls instead of Botox, this is exactly what they would look like. It’s perfect and a million times better than the real thing. If being the Sketti Sauce Queen of Georgia doesn’t work out for Mama June, she should be Kim Kardashian’s double. If she perfected the whole “dead-eyed whore” look, she’d be a dead ringer.
And yes indeed, here they are:
There’s nothing else I can add to this and now I can delete the link!
But I’m not done with the Kardashians!
It seems that Kim K. decided to hold an ebay auction of some of her clothes with the announcement that “a portion” of the proceeds would go to help the people in the Philippines who were affected by the typhoon that hit.
“Hi guys, this is a very special auction because a portion of the proceeds of my eBay auction are going to International Medical Corps, a nonprofit organization that provides critical health services on remote islands where families are struggling to access medical care and basic resources like food, clean drinking water and vital medications,” she explained.
“The proceeds will go directly to the communities they’re serving in the Philippines and will help typhoon survivors get access to medical care and ultimately save lives,” she noted before adding, “My prayers and thoughts are with those affected by the typhoon. Check out my eBay auction here and support those who need our help in the Philippines.
What she didn’t disclose was that she was going to donate a lousy ten percent of the proceeds to this nonprofit. Grrr!!! If we don’t hear from Pat, I do hope that Socalannie will give us a comment since she’s actually been, like, up close and personal (within the same room) with them. Bleh!
Puhleeze say it ain’t so!!
Geez, I didn’t even know he was a grandfather, but Mick Jagger is about to become a great-grandfather! 😯
Jagger’s daughter Jade says that her own 21-year-old daughter Assisi is due to give birth in early 2014.
The 70-year-old Rolling Stones frontman has seven children and four grandchildren. Jade Jagger told the paper that the new milestone doesn’t seem like such a huge deal to him now. “I think making Mick a grandfather obviously had a big impact whereas, now, making him a great-grandfather is no longer particularly fascinating,” she said. “My dad has always been great at keeping the family together and having those important moments – Christmas parties, his birthday. We’ll be spending New Year’s Eve together, nearly all of us [in Mustique].”
Sheesh! I sorta feel like I should go pick out my urn now!
I’m sure you’re tired of Black Friday stories
However, I have to admit this one is kind of cute as far as they go. Annie Luck lives in Anchorage Alaska, not exactly known for balmy temperatures in November. She was shopping for her three teenaged sons and saw some things at Best Buy that looked pretty good. So Annie was there at Best Buy Wednesday at 4:00 pm. Now she was no “dummy” so to speak. She wore “five pairs of pants and five shirts to stay warm in 16-degree temperatures.”. But Annie wasn’t going to be encamped in line at the store. Annie had a better idea:
The 53-year-old Anchorage woman set up a lawn chair at 4 p.m. Wednesday, local time, to stake out first place in line for the opening of Best Buy 26 hours later. She spent part of Wednesday night sleeping in her car. A dummy in a face mask and construction hat held her place. She figured she could save $1,100 by getting to the store early for two laptop computers and three iPods.
I’m just wondering what the person behind her, the 2nd in line felt about the dummy occupying space?
A few youtube videos
These two fellows were down under in Oz, when what pops up on their windshield but a red-bellied black snake, a poisonous critter native to Australia. There are two clips and there is profanity in them.
And part two:
Again, sorry about the profanity but these two guys were hilarious!
A guy on a motorcycle goes 300kph (184mph) on the Germany autobahn (their federal expressway), and then you see him pull into the right lane to let some guy pass him, because you wouldn’t want the slow guy, going nearly 200 miles an hour, to cause a traffic jam.
Watch the speedometer on the motorcycle. You can get some clear looks at it. You can see where he drops down to 180 kph and then accelerates back up. Yikes! Oh I checked and 288 kph = 178.9 mph. And your Fredster here freaks when he gets on I-65 and folks are doing 75-80 passing me by. LOL!
Okie-doke that’s it for today. Let me know below how your day is going. I’ll be watching some college football trying to catch as many games as possible.
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