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You might have been able to hear the Wasila version of “The Scream” had you been paying attention Tuesday night to the Florida primary results.

Ms. Palin, the half term governor of Alaska and former candidate for Vice President of the United States, positioned herself before the cameras and urged the GOP voters to support Newt. And all for naught.

Miss Irrelevance, who has yet to form a coherent sentence that is less than 3 minutes in length, suggested that a vote for Newtie would drive the “liberals nuts”. The “dog whistle” was sent to her rabid supporters (“Go Sarah, go!”) who then busied themselves sorting through reasons why they could find it in their hearts to get aboard the train of one of the most despicable characters ever to emerge on the national scene.

I’m willing to pay a “bonus” to anyone who can make sense out of this mouthful of word salad:

SARAH PALIN: Well, look at the players in the establishment who are fighting so hard against him. They wanna crucify him, because he’s tapped into that average, everyday American Tea Party grass-roots movement that has said “enough is enough” of the establishment that tries to run the show and, and um, tweak rules and laws and regulations for their own good and not for our nation’s own, own good, well, when, both party machines and many in the media are trying to crucify Newt Gingrich for hav…for bucking the tide and bucking the establishment, that tells you something, and I say, you know and, you gotta rage against the machine at this point in order to defend our republic and save what is, what is good and secure and prosperous about our nation. We need somebody who’s engaged (something something) reform and isn’t afraid to shake it up, shake up that establishment. So, if for no other reason, rage against the machine, vote for Newt.    What????

Drummed out of office for ethic violations that cost him to write a hefty check as punishment while parading his third trophy wife all over the place, the recent exposure to his having taken over one million dollars in kickbacks from Freddie/Fannie as foreclosures rose over the last few years, had no bearing on her selection. Far from it. Even after his dismal second place in the Florida primary. Fox News dragged her out once again for an inexplicable rundown of why he lost.

Tangled up in her usual mangling of skewed logic, Ms. Palin has yet to give a concrete reason why she would be in favor of Newt Gingrich of all people to lead the nation. After all, this is the Tea Party Queen who bashes her audience over the head with her rantings against big government corruption and crony capitalism which leaves her fanbase breathless. And no one better signifies those failures than Newt himself.  It’s all there in the public record.

However, I kind of think she may have seen herself as a “kingmaker”, capable of revving up the troops to do battle with that other sleazebucket who just happens to practice a religion that may not fit in with her lofty views. Whatever they are.

No, Ms. Palin’s words went unheeded by those Evangelical Tea Baggers thus hopefully shutting her up once and for all. They took a “pass” this time around and left her holding the bag.

This may herald the political passing of Newt Gingrich as well. My only hope is that he manages to take her along with him since I’m not sure how much the stage can hold that amount of ignorance at one time.

And to think this dimwit was this close to being “one heartbeat” away from the presidency.

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