HAPPY NEW YEAR AND RESOLUTIONS
Posted January 1, 2013on:
Aren’t you about sick of these 2013 thingies? Well they should be over today except for the ones you see on the teevee.
It’s the start of a new year and with it comes the obligatory New Year’s Resolutions. And they are wonderful things, aren’t they? They seem to imply that we are seriously going to make some phenomenal change in our personal behavior. But sadly, as with the best of intentions, they usually go flying out the window by the second week or so.
With resolutions in mind, let’s take a look at the resolutions of some of our national politicians.
I John Boehner resolve never to wear that orange spray paint on my face again or to ever show up in Congress like this again.
I Paul Ryan, do hereby resolve to learn a new way of doing math and to throw away all of my copies of Atlas Shrugged.
I Mitch McConnell do resolve to work more fairly with the Senate Democrats so that we can actually accomplish something and to not go back on my word so people will not believe I am doing this each time I speak.
Lady Lindsey uh Lindsey Graham resolve not to get my panties in a knot over every little thing so that people will not refer to me as her..uh him…uh whatever.
I Barack Obama hereby resolve not to act like this when negotiating with the Republicans because you just can’t trust ‘em.
Okay my fellow Widdershins, what are some of your resolutions? My main one is to get some weight off. I have had two doctors fuss at me about it so I simply must do it, if for no other reason than to shut them up.
This is an open thread.
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