Activist Wednesday: Why Can We Ban Wal-Mart, But Not Chick-Fil-A?
Posted on: August 1, 2012
First of all, I agree with Fredster that the Chick-Fil-A franchise makes some yummy chicken. I shudder to think how many hormones are in it, but when you’re stuck in Columbus, OH, at the mercy of the endless cafeteria line servicing 4000 too many people, a spicy chicken breast on a bun can really hit the spot.
And I agree with Fredster’s analysis as well. There is no legal basis for anyone to ban a company from expanding into their city because they don’t like what the CEO says about same-sex marriage.
However…I couldn’t help thinking it was funny how communities and cities ban businesses all the time, and there never seems to be this level of uproar. I mean, wow – we’ve got pundits as disparate as some Cato Institute dude on Erin Burnett’s show, and libertarian/progressive icon Glenn Greenwald, having conniptions about the Great Chicken Kerfuffle. I wondered…why is that?
Take Wal-Mart, for example. It’s been banned from New York City for ages, and look! No less a journal than The Orange County Register is all in a huff about it. (Can the Westchester Independent be far behind!)
The problem now, of course, is that Wal-Mart so far has failed to win permission to open stores in the five boroughs. This has no doubt pleased its many clueless detractors apparently able to afford higher-cost grocery items, but for the New Yorkers already suffering nosebleed rents in what is one of the world’s most expensive cities, they’ll continue to overpay for basic goods in order to prop up local grocery stores that can mark up prices thanks to a lack of realistic competition.
Poor pitiful Wal-Mart…they are so desperate to enter the Big Apple that they have a petition you can sign. (Don’t you dare, Widdershins!
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While researching this apparent anomaly, I continued to be confused by the fact that the Wal-Mart ban seemed unremarkable to the writer, although he was clearly against it. To him, if NYC didn’t want Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart wasn’t getting in. The way he put it was, the company has simply “failed to win permission.” And who gives permission? The government, yes? Yea, even…the mayor of NYC, perhaps! Goodness gracious, where is my Constitutional fainting couch? Oh, Alexander Hamilton, wherefore art thou?!
Well, it turns out there’s actually a difference here, although it took me a while to find it. There is a 2006 legal ordinance that was passed against Wal-Mart in Turlock, California, which is currently being used as a basis for keeping “big box” stores out of urban centers everywhere. The city’s officials argued successfully that inviting Wal-Mart into Turlock would put smaller companies out of business, causing urban blight and economic disaster. This law has stood the test of time so far; in fact, a California state senator proposed a state law based on the ordinance in 2011, which would expand upon the Turlock law and make it a little more restrictive. So far he has not been successful.
As you know, my main function in life is to clarify legal issues for you all, but I am also here to spread wild conspiracy theories. In my role as saucer-eyed believer in All Things Oligarchal, I would like to posit that there is a more sinister reason we can ban Wal-Mart and not Chick-Fil-A: It’s those d*mn cows. They’ve got everyone paid off! They’ll do anything to save themselves, even crash a football game. Cagy b*stards!
Seriously, I kind of think it’s too bad we can’t legally ban bigotry for the emotional harm it does. After all, it has killed millions of people over the years. Alas, it’s impossible to ban a state of mind, isn’t it?
This is an open thread.
17 Responses to "Activist Wednesday: Why Can We Ban Wal-Mart, But Not Chick-Fil-A?"
Apparently there is a Chick-fil-A in the northeast. In NH. And they have a different world view than corporate:
Chick-fil-A franchise to co-sponsor New Hampshire LGBT Pride event
MB — great article and thanks for the clarification of legal issues and the conspiracy — not sure if they are mutually exclusive.
Got time for a Wal-Mart story — if you don’t, I understand. In the little burg where I’m from in Appalachia, Wal-Mart (Wallyworld) put in a “mega-elephantine-start your Hover-round” store in the next town over — about 20 miles away. Promptly, all local stores closed and their owners had to go to Wallyworld to get the planks to board up their shops. Free market capitalism, blah, blah, blah…
In any event, I drove my aunt to the Wallyworld store one Sunday afternoon so she could do some shopping. I don’t shop — I hate shopping — give me a raggedy pair of jeans and a drive thru window and I’ll call it good — so I stayed in the vehicle in the Wallyworld parking lot that was teaming with people and cars like an ant hill that had been sprayed with RidX.
So, I’m sitting, reading, watching the HoverRound, Obesity, NasCar — 16,000 Calorie Jamboree and I hear this carillon music. Just so happens there was a church on a hillside about 1/2 mile away and on the half-hour their carillon system would go off.
For the life of me as I sat there, it was the capitalist Protestant version of the Islamic call to prayer — off went the music and here came the masses, er, I mean massive shoppers to worship and tithe at Wallyworld. Of course, the irony would have been lost on just about everyone and had I mentioned it, I would have probably had an iron (of the tire iron variety) up the side of my head.
@8: OMG. That’s reprehensible. I made fun of Obots voting for Obama because their children told them to, but this crosses yet another line. I am very afraid of the future: it’s trophy kids and this. We are so F’d.
But here’s an idea for both sides: Leave your kids outta this stuff!
Yeah, no shit. They don’t know what they’re talking about, can’t vote, and the whole thing smells like brainwashing. Both sides, stop using children as pawns in your not-even-worth-having argument.
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August 1, 2012 at 8:01 am
My little pea brain suggests that sometimes the only way to demonstrate our disgust is to let the intolerant – who let’s face it, takes such pride in their bigotry – understand that we don’t have to just sit back and let it slide. We tend to shrug it off and let them beat their chests with their insufferable self righteousness because it is “the American way” to exercise their First Amendment rights.
We won’t be discussing this next week and more than likely everyone will return to Chick Fil A as usual and the issue will die out like so many do and we will be discussing the GOP VP choice or something while some other loudmouth expresses their outrage over how much they despise somebody else.
As I have said many times, tolerating the intolerant produces intolerance and you need look no further than the Tea Partiers who currently no longer hide their biases but seem to find support.